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一年一度的双十一剁手节越来越近

这两天，很多女生摩拳擦掌

白天黑夜地浏览商品

购物车被塞得满满当当

打算在双十一血拼一番

不少男同胞们

已经准备好上缴钱包吃土一年…

但也有例外

他们誓死守住钱包，结果

。

一场钱包“保卫战”开始了

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<strong>双十一</strong></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><strong>老婆老公斗智又斗勇</strong></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><strong>“各位男同胞注意啦，别怪我没提醒你们！记得10日晚10时以后，打开老婆的网银和支付宝，输入三次错误密码，才上床睡觉。11日清早起床，第一件事是再打开老婆网银和支付宝，输入三次错误密码，再去上班。切记，切记！”</strong><br /><br /></p><p style = "font-size:18px">近日，一男子微博称：用输错网银密码，防止老婆败家。让绝望的老公们似乎看到了希望。</p><p style = "font-size:18px">但，你以为老婆们/女友们是吃素的？很快，她们出招反击。</p><p style = "font-size:18px"><strong>“各位女士注意，双十一当天，如果你起床打开购物网站，采购完毕准备支付时，发现支付宝和网银已被你家贼汉子锁死，请不要惊慌。货到付款，切记！”</strong></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><strong>这一回合，老婆胜！</strong></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><strong><img alt="双十一将至，一男子誓死不愿上缴钱包给老婆，结果……" onload="javascript:ImgReSize(this)" class="imgcenter" src="http://img5.shadafang.com/img.php?http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/YxicLcEaiadtWK9vicJadh4icw4DDf61CSaLfGFP0aTSwet6P2dhqq3QRg3TsPLT27rKHFiaLIbJQoicerfqyib1INkibw/640?wx_fmt=jpeg" /><br /></strong></p><strong>  </strong><p style = "font-size:18px">“双11”前，一男子老婆又准备买大包小包的衣服。</p><p style = "font-size:18px">男子：<strong>“老婆你能不能不要太浪费，多少</strong><strong>富翁都</strong><strong>是胜者，胜者才能白手起家！”</strong></p><p style = "font-size:18px">男子老婆连连点头：<strong>“对呀，不把这些钱花掉，你怎么能白手起家呢？老公我花钱都是为了你好。”</strong></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><img alt="双十一将至，一男子誓死不愿上缴钱包给老婆，结果……" onload="javascript:ImgReSize(this)" class="imgcenter" src="http://img5.shadafang.com/img.php?http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/I8RhVxiauUbAVMSicXeSsbeIbrQ5o0VvJS8sdoNia0YibY5tpCtqf1BqNlaciaxu6oJAGKxo9klcw9doCKbICbMHksQ/640?wx_fmt=jpeg" /><br /></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><strong>老婆又胜！</strong><br /><br /></p><p style = "font-size:18px">深夜，老公拖着疲惫的身子回家，看到客厅桌上妻子留的纸条：<br /><br /></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><strong>“老公，我把好多货物都搬到车里了，一下午累死了…你去简单处理下就完事啦！饭在锅里，我先睡了。”</strong></p><p style = "font-size:18px">他轻手轻脚来到卧室，看着已疲倦入睡的妻子，他心疼地流泪了，默默地来到电脑前，在购物车栏里点了一下<strong>“全部付款”</strong>。</p><p style = "font-size:18px"><img alt="双十一将至，一男子誓死不愿上缴钱包给老婆，结果……" onload="javascript:ImgReSize(this)" class="imgcenter" src="http://img5.shadafang.com/img.php?http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/YxicLcEaiadtWK9vicJadh4icw4DDf61CSaL1bcqN4A6RNCLT7M1nt78l7nBTF1gmGmYd6Soe4jbIl34MjBOFVwdgA/640?wx_fmt=jpeg" /><br /></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><strong>老婆完胜！</strong></p><strong>  </strong><p style = "font-size:18px">有个怀孕的女同事，午饭后摸着肚子例行胎教：<br /><br /></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><strong>“儿呀，粑粑麻麻要给你买好多好多好东西哟，小衣服呀，小鞋子呀，小玩具呀……bulabulabula……”</strong></p><p style = "font-size:18px">说着说着突然停了，我正纳闷怎么了，就听到她无比幽然但决绝地说：</p><p style = "font-size:18px"><strong>“但你要是敢瞎闹腾提前出生，耽误了老娘双11抢货，我就特么毛都不给买。”</strong></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><img alt="双十一将至，一男子誓死不愿上缴钱包给老婆，结果……" onload="javascript:ImgReSize(this)" class="imgcenter" src="http://img5.shadafang.com/img.php?http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/uV2jlgTYIMK9KMf2ZPFrBga74cB0K5X3G17TyiazE7bzBcutuUCiaUhdg8zLqO9UoIiciaRFuISUJpw54vIYiazNB8g/0?wx_fmt=png" /><br /></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><strong>有人说</strong>：钱没了可以再挣，</p><p style = "font-size:18px">东西下架了就没了！</p><p style = "font-size:18px">想想好像很有道理呢…<br /><br /></p><p style = "font-size:18px">那么，</p><p style = "font-size:18px">你知道是什么支撑小黑在这个花花世界里，<br /><br /></p><p style = "font-size:18px">面对一年一度购物狂欢，</p><p style = "font-size:18px">依然保持朴实无华单纯美好的个性？</p><p style = "font-size:18px">是爱吗？</p><p style = "font-size:18px">。。。</p><p style = "font-size:18px">。。。</p><p style = "font-size:18px">是穷！！！</p><p style = "font-size:18px"><img alt="双十一将至，一男子誓死不愿上缴钱包给老婆，结果……" onload="javascript:ImgReSize(this)" class="imgcenter" src="http://img5.shadafang.com/img.php?http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/I8RhVxiauUbAVMSicXeSsbeIbrQ5o0VvJS1oLqYAZKkgUiar7RG2CQkxM9CsznAYyNQSSc7faqwSag9hiaKnB54gUQ/640?wx_fmt=jpeg" /><br /></strong></p><p style = "font-size:18px">11月11日零点</p><p style = "font-size:18px">我就静静地坐着…</p><p style = "font-size:18px">看你们</p><p style = "font-size:18px">一起成为明媚的女子</p><p style = "font-size:18px">不倾国不倾城</p><p style = "font-size:18px">……</p><p style = "font-size:18px">只倾家荡产</p><p style = "font-size:18px">……</p><p style = "font-size:18px">哈哈哈</p><p style = "font-size:18px"><img alt="双十一将至，一男子誓死不愿上缴钱包给老婆，结果……" onload="javascript:ImgReSize(this)" class="imgcenter" src="http://img5.shadafang.com/img.php?http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/Xsib5RtjXxqTTxe5ljk3icvqmYRfiaRVGfAdiaFzfvibLPic0M0M54YQictauAXUaOaYNBnaRbdVEMfVLP6PNUTs9M5OQ/0?wx_fmt=jpeg" /><br /></p><p style = "font-size:18px">而小黑跟你们不一样</p><p style = "font-size:18px">默默<strong>扫码领红包、领优惠券</strong></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><strong>到淘宝下单立减！</strong></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><img alt="双十一将至，一男子誓死不愿上缴钱包给老婆，结果……" onload="javascript:ImgReSize(this)" class="imgcenter" src="http://img5.shadafang.com/img.php?http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/Xsib5RtjXxqS32YBYjTAbghheDuen92IbLkrDePuEwtT8MROv5otSpTiaOZu2AFqR08xOtdvYicibXVxQZ9cgQJN6Q/640?wx_fmt=png" /><br /></p><p style = "font-size:18px">保存图片，到淘宝扫一扫</p><p style = "font-size:18px"><strong>友女们还不赶快领立减红包</strong></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><strong>在双十一助你一臂之力！<br /><br /></strong></p><p style = 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